Donald Trump has just been crowned the most desired Thanksgiving guest among American voters, according to a surprising new poll.

A recent survey by the Daily Mail and JL Partners of 1,246 registered voters online shows Trump leading the pack with 24% of 841 responses, while Barack Obama trails at 15%, a result sure to rankle the former president’s competitive spirit.

This isn’t just a popularity contest; it reveals a deeper cultural divide over who Americans want at their holiday table. While Trump’s individual appeal shines, a majority would rather not host him for the feast. That’s a polite way of saying, “Thanks, but no thanks,” to the man many still admire from afar.

Trump’s Solo Win, Couple’s Struggle

Interestingly, when paired with the first lady, the Trumps don’t fare as well, with only 32% of respondents choosing them over an odd duo of Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and pop star Katy Perry, who garnered 26%. A hefty 35% said “neither,” suggesting that political pairings might sour the holiday gravy for many.

Among other political figures, Kamala Harris took third place as a desired guest, while current Vice President JD Vance landed in fourth. It’s clear that Trump’s solo charisma carries more weight than his party affiliations or partnerships.

Switching to media personalities, conservative voices dominate the guest list, with Ben Shapiro leading at 24%, followed closely by Candace Owens at 23%, and Tucker Carlson at 18 percent. It’s a nod to the right-leaning appetite for sharp commentary over mashed potatoes.

Republicans Pick Their Holiday Favorites

Among Republicans specifically, Laura Ingraham tops the media guest list at 23%, with Tucker Carlson at 22% and Candace Owens at 19%. Curiously, Ben Shapiro lands at the bottom, with 22 percent of Republicans naming him the least desired guest. Talk about a cold shoulder from his own crowd!

Trump’s holiday role at the table also drew mixed reviews, with 45 percent of Americans saying they wouldn’t trust him to whip up dessert. Apparently, his kitchen skills are as divisive as his policies. One can only imagine the Twitter storm if he served a burnt pie.

Decorating the house and setting the table? Trump scores low there, too, with many doubting his flair for holiday aesthetics. Perhaps they fear he’d turn the centerpiece into a campaign rally prop.

Trump’s Strengths at the Table

On the flip side, Trump’s highest trust ratings come for giving the Thanksgiving toast, a role fitting for a man known for commanding a room. His second-best score is for carving the turkey, suggesting folks believe he can handle a knife with precision -- or at least with gusto.

Meanwhile, at the White House, Trump recently pardoned a National Thanksgiving turkey named Gobble on a Tuesday, continuing a cherished tradition. It’s a lighthearted moment in a polarized time, reminding us that even in tough debates, there’s room for a little bipartisan humor.

Yet, beneath the surface of these poll numbers lies a broader tension about who represents the American spirit at a family gathering. Trump’s lead as an individual guest shows his enduring appeal to a significant chunk of the populace, especially those frustrated with progressive overreach in cultural spaces.

Cultural Divide Over Holiday Guests

Still, the reluctance to host him -- or a pairing with Melania -- hints at a fatigue with political drama at the dinner table. Many Americans seem to crave a holiday free from the endless news cycle, even if they admire Trump’s fight against what they see as a misguided woke agenda.

Obama’s runner-up status, though, is the kind of thorn in Trump’s side that could spark a late-night social media quip. It’s a reminder that, for all his victories, the cultural left still holds sway over a sizable portion of holiday daydreams, a fact that surely doesn’t sit well with the MAGA base.

In the end, this poll isn’t just about Thanksgiving guests -- it’s a snapshot of a nation wrestling with its values over cranberry sauce. Whether you’d pass the stuffing to Trump or politely decline his RSVP, one thing is clear: holiday tables are as much a battleground for ideas as any cable news debate. Let’s hope the turkey isn’t the only thing getting carved this season.